Dancing is sexy. Dancers are sexy. No arguments there. I mean – you're using your body to make stuff. To music. Like unf, amirite. So naturally, there will be situations where things get a little.. hot 🔥🔥🔥They may not be the most comfortable things to talk about, so... I'm gonna do it for you! Keep reading to see what sexy moments us dancers experience! (Disclaimer: you may get mildly turned on. Proceed with caution.)
TYSM BASED CHOREOGRAPHER!!! Now, to figure out how not to be super awkward... And how to kill the piece.......And get a great coupley-looking action shot to use in the slideshow at your wedding in a few years.Hehe.
It's just dancing! You have to be professional about it! We're all playing a role! Right? Welllll...You can be super professional and detached, but like c'mon. You're getting really intimate with someone else's significant other. It kinda sucks cuz you know that if your bae was dancing this close to someone else, you'd feel at least a little bit uncomfortable. So even if you wanna get into the ~FEELz~ of the piece but it's just. like.Should I..... feel bad?? I'm sorry?????
SHOES DO NOT SUFFICE LET ME THROW MY PANTIES AT YOU
You're slightly (pleasantly) surprised at how the ones that don't even look super buff are actually nicely cut.And if they have that Swimmer V-muscle toward the hoo-ha area, man oh man... *fans self*And hey, don't judge – it's not like they're trying that hard to hide, ok?!
And you can see the bottom of their butts jiggle.It's like "oh dear, I don't want to look, but like....I'm gonna look."
Did I say "Thanks for class!"??I meant "Thank you for blessing me with your presence, I follow you on the internet religiously and have already named our children hahahaha can I get a picture?"
What the – is that our team?Girls with their faces beat, heels on, hair did..Guys in pants that have buttons. BUTTONS!!Amazing. Just amazinggg, how a bit of primping can totally transform dancers from Adidas tracksuit wearing sweaty balls of flesh, to red-carpet ready models.No wonder we take so many photos on these rare, glamorous occasions! (Or we just take a lot of photos in general..)
On either gender. They just make your legs and booty look so yummy. :PEACH EMOJI:
Cuz you know. We all date each other.HAHAHAHA IT'S OK JUST LAUGH ABOUT IT
But realize it was a hookup and only a hookup.. which makes you worry about how this will affect the dynamic of your relationship as teammates/friends.But hey it (what you remember) was hot. #worthit
Dance has a way of bringing the things out of people.For these moments we're just like, OKAAAAY, GURL!!!We knew you wuz a freak. Love it.
Their bodies are speaking to you like "hey lil mama let me care for u; i can luv u right #subtleiso #bodyroll #angstyfacials" UGHHhHHUhUHUH WHO ARE YOU?!??!If I quit the team now, it's not teamcest, right???
SO THERE YA HAVE IT, 12 out of an endless list of sexual tension-filled moments as a dancer.But whether you find these experiences amusing, or just plain uncomfortable, you can't deny that they make things a teensy bit more interesting.Now go dance your pants off! *winky wink*Which of these situations do you identify with the most? Leave a comment below to share with us!
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This article was originally published on March 2, 2015.