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The dancer life is filled with unanswered questions, and we're here to ask 'em all.With inspiration from Twitter's favorite teenage philosopher, Jaden Smith, we dug deep into our souls to address the most pressing of issues in the dance community. Prepare. To be. Mindblown. #tweetlikejaden

Do we stop at "8" because 7 ate 9? #RIP

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
The biggest "battle" anyone can enter is one with themselves. — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

How is it a freestyle when nobody is truly free? Open your eyes.

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
I wonder if the first person ever to not go full out was named "Mark" — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Did we evolve from using textures to iMessage-ures?

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
If you're sitting in the nosebleeds, it's like you're watching a performANTS. ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

A piece can't be at peace if you're "slaying," "killing," "murking" it.

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Do you have to have abs to be a core-ographer? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Why do the naenae when you can do the yesyes. Accept each other. ????

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Are kangaroos natural dancers because they're always "in the pocket"? #thinkaboutit — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Aren't we all break dancers because we're all broken inside? ???? Let that sink in.

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Can you still pli-yay when you're sad? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
What are lockers hiding? Who holds the key? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Why do we hold poses and not each other? Real eyes realize real lies — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Shouldn't it be called funda-physicals? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Instead of hitting beats, we should try and understand them. Violence solves nothing.

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
If our team is a family, and people date within it, isn't that incest? #teamcest — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Since we all live in the earth's atmosphere, isn't all choreo technically atmosphere choreo? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Why is it just called "hip" hop when you dance with your entire body?

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Why are we always eating, if we want to stay hungry? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Is a "dime stop" called a "nickel stop" if you're ugly?

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Why trust a videographer to make your concept video when you can create your own reality. Be free. — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Can a homeless man be a house dancer? ????

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Is blocking called blocking because I'm constantly blocked by the block? ▫️◾️◻️▪️◽️◼️▫️ — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
I can't go full out - I'm empty inside. — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Why are the pants I'm wearing called joggers? They should be called dancers. ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

Poppers always wave, but we never say hi. Why? Change begins with you. ????

— Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Can you still milk a move if you're lactose intolerant? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
How can you watch your lines if you're always blocked ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
How can our mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Is it still called dance foot-age if you record floor choreo? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Facials should be called Fakecials because we hide our true emotions behind them ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
What if we can't appreciate certain pieces because the choreographer can hear things in the music we can't. It's not you, it's me. — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
The only constant in sets is transitions. — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Once you see my posts about how humble I am you'll see how great I am for being humble and great. #stayhumble2015 — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015
Is "getting buck" the dancer's way of saying "making money"? ???? — Jaden Smitheezy (@steezysquad_) November 24, 2015

This article was originally published on November 24, 2015.Did we inspire you? Did you think of any Jaden-tweets while reading this list? Comment below and share with us!A big question we all should be asking is: "How can I become a better dancer?"Easy. Sign up for STEEZY Studio today to start training with your favorite choreographers – wherever you want, whenever you want!